coelasquid:

coelasquid:

Someone wanted an animated pigeon dragon a la this post, so I made one in like ten minutes and then spent fifteen minutes trying to export a gif without weird flash control points appearing everywhere.

daytime rabbolab

coelasquid:

coelasquid:

Someone wanted an animated pigeon dragon a la this post, so I made one in like ten minutes and then spent fifteen minutes trying to export a gif without weird flash control points appearing everywhere.

daytime rabbolab

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What would your character’s Twitter description be?

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tactiswat:

this is how you do foreshadowing

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Eres más puta que una gallina


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thriveforhappiness:

whether the answer is yes or no, or a mix of the both, i wanted to remind you that you’re great. here is some stuff that i thought might be helpful if you ever feel down or bored or just wanna try something new!!
playlists // don’t be down / happy, happy, happy / cheer up!! / feeling down? / upbeat / for when you’re feeling sad.. / be happy! / songs to listen to when you are feeling sad. / anxiety/panic attacks / dashboard session / nostalgic. / it’s okay, not be okay. / anxiety’s lullaby / don’t be sad / songs that make you feel better / hey man, it’ll be okay. / note to self. / forget about it / baby don’t cut 
cheering up // emergency compliment!! / paying for people’s groceries / random acts of kindness caught on film / free hugs experiment / tipping servers $200 / little acts of kindness / 27 videos that will make you happy / givesmehope / textpost blog!! / the everything post / repeat after me. / feel like you lost something? / you are not alone. / just listen to this / cute yahoo answers / nail art tuts / bad x-factor auditions / need a hug?  / you can do anything 
cool stuff // music thing / how to lucid dream!! / teach yourself guitar (wow) / learn a new language / creepy websites / the color game / make a mind palace / explore the world / make a temporary tattoo! / musical sea creature // babies experiencing things / 7 day positive challenge / if you forgot how beautiful the world is / draw a nebula / watch documentaries / sugar cookies recipe / 100 things to do / anasomnia / kawaii emotions / 100+ games / make your own font
depression // how to love yourself / alternatives to self harm / what am i feeling? / if you feel like crap / dealing with depression / let go of your past. / what is depression? / depression & cutting/things to do instead of cutting / alternatives to self harm / the cure to sadness! (in under 3 minutes) / things to do when you’re sad  / feel good 101: depression/ stop cutting, create instead
anxiety/stress // soundrown / build stuff with sand / rainymood / chill out / zen garden / managing stress / social anxiety tips / PTSD forums / anti-anxiety masterpost / a place to think / calming manatee / the dawn room / 100,000 stars / types of anxiety disorders / anxiety attack tips / anti-anxiety foods / using a thought diary / panic attacks & anxiety /
eating disorders // bloating in recovery  / why you must eat / what is ED recovery? / learning to love your body / how to eat a fear food / helping someone with an eating disorder / 281 reasons to recover /
asking for help // telling people how you’re feeling / how do i tell someone when im afraid? /  how to ask for help / anxiety forums / 
movies, documentaries, tv // action movies / disney movies / scary movies / movies for angsty teens / my mad, fat diary / mean girls / blue is the warmest color / submarine / teen wolf / the vampire diaries / pretty little liars / american horror story / bob’s burgers / the mindy project / ultimate teen movie masterpost / hannah montana / sherlock / american beauty 

thriveforhappiness:

whether the answer is yes or no, or a mix of the both, i wanted to remind you that you’re great. here is some stuff that i thought might be helpful if you ever feel down or bored or just wanna try something new!!

playlists // don’t be down / happy, happy, happy / cheer up!! / feeling down? / upbeat / for when you’re feeling sad.. / be happy! / songs to listen to when you are feeling sad. / anxiety/panic attacks / dashboard session / nostalgic. / it’s okay, not be okay. / anxiety’s lullaby / don’t be sad / songs that make you feel better / hey man, it’ll be okay. / note to self. / forget about it / baby don’t cut 

cheering up // emergency compliment!! paying for people’s groceries / random acts of kindness caught on film / free hugs experiment / tipping servers $200 / little acts of kindness / 27 videos that will make you happy / givesmehope / textpost blog!! / the everything post / repeat after me. / feel like you lost something? / you are not alone. / just listen to this / cute yahoo answers / nail art tuts / bad x-factor auditions / need a hug?  / you can do anything 

cool stuff // music thing / how to lucid dream!! / teach yourself guitar (wow) / learn a new language / creepy websites / the color game / make a mind palace / explore the world / make a temporary tattoo! / musical sea creature // babies experiencing things / 7 day positive challengeif you forgot how beautiful the world is / draw a nebula / watch documentaries / sugar cookies recipe / 100 things to do / anasomnia / kawaii emotions / 100+ games / make your own font

depression // how to love yourselfalternatives to self harm / what am i feeling? / if you feel like crap / dealing with depression / let go of your past. / what is depression?depression & cutting/things to do instead of cutting / alternatives to self harm / the cure to sadness! (in under 3 minutes) / things to do when you’re sad  / feel good 101: depressionstop cutting, create instead

anxiety/stress // soundrown / build stuff with sand / rainymood / chill out / zen garden / managing stress / social anxiety tips / PTSD forums / anti-anxiety masterpost / a place to think / calming manatee / the dawn room / 100,000 stars / types of anxiety disorders / anxiety attack tips / anti-anxiety foods / using a thought diary / panic attacks & anxiety /

eating disorders // bloating in recovery  / why you must eat / what is ED recovery? / learning to love your body / how to eat a fear food / helping someone with an eating disorder / 281 reasons to recover /

asking for help // telling people how you’re feeling / how do i tell someone when im afraid? /  how to ask for helpanxiety forums

movies, documentaries, tv // action movies / disney movies / scary moviesmovies for angsty teensmy mad, fat diary / mean girls / blue is the warmest color / submarine / teen wolf / the vampire diaries / pretty little liars / american horror story / bob’s burgers / the mindy project / ultimate teen movie masterpost / hannah montana / sherlock / american beauty 

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princemetalthunder:

skrill-cosby:

drucila616:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral…_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

oh my god these are great

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

princemetalthunder:

skrill-cosby:

drucila616:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________
And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

oh my god these are great

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

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cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

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and the awkward stupidity continues

baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library

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bored with airplanes

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widdlez:

celesse:

The English trailer for Ernest and Celestine!

Oh my goodness! This lol’s so precious!

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eren-is-levis-bitch:

eren-is-levis-bitch:

I wanted to make an appreciation post and what other way to do it than hold a special giveaway for you all~

(I’m sorry if there mostly keychains aha)

How To Win:

  • Any one can reblog this
  • -Max up to 5 times with 1 like as entries
  • -those who follow me will get something special plus one of the prizes
  • Soo, I’ll be giving away $50(this includes the shipping costs) to spend on anything your heart desires at amiami!! However, if you want some anime merchandise super badly that can’t be found at amiami, I really don’t mind buying it from somewhere else since it doesn’t really make much of a difference to me, as long as the price is no more than $50 of course  (it’s gotta be something anime-related, sorry!!), it can be one item worth $50 or 2 items of being $25 and so forth like that as long as the total is $50!
  • No giveaway blogs!! I’ll also check this.
  • I’m fairly certain amiami ships anywhere, so where you live isn’t a problem!! You just need to be willing to share you address with me.
  • The winners will be chosen by a random number generator.
  • The giveaway will end on March 5th, or later depending on the number of entries.
  • Be sure to have your ask box open or I won’t be able to contact you! (If that’s the case I’ll immediately move on to someone else, however if I see that your ask box is closed for personal reasons I’ll try my best to contact you by other means!)
  • I’ll give the winner a week in a half  to respond before choosing someone else.

two winners will be picked and your prizes will be of your own choosing, happy fun everyone!

  

 [UPDATE] I HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE MAGI KEYCHAINS BECAUSE THEY AREN’T IN STOCK ANYMORE, SO WHOEVER THE WINNER WILL BE WILL GET TO CHOOSE A DIFFERENT ITEM PLUS SOMETHING ELSE FROM AMIAMI..

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If someone hasn't contacted you already, I have a clefairy you could have!
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Someone did, but I don’t really mind having more than one :P Are you searching something special?


vmgun:

intentandoseringeniero:

BMO es brillante!!

y temerario xdd

vmgun:

intentandoseringeniero:

BMO es brillante!!

y temerario xdd


nyakorin:

Can’t hold it back anymore

nyakorin:

Can’t hold it back anymore

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DEER GOD

theresjaminthebath:

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My first reblog on tumblr; reblogging again c:

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zoestanleyarts:

I have briefly gone over how I get my lines crisp over here, and what programs I use here.  Drawing bigger is usually the best way to hid shaky lines.  If you zoomed in some of my bigger pieces you’ll see a bit of shakiness in my lines.
I once tried to make a tutorial of how I get my colors, but it became kinda hard and many other artists have already covered it way better than I ever could.  I’ll just share you a quick idea of my own process through my shitty Photoshop program Elements 6.0.
Over here I made an arrangement of some colors and only adjusted the brightness of them.  They look kinda dull.  The browner tones look the dullest.  Dull isn’t always a bad thing though.  It can really make some other colors pop!

Below we have the same center colors from above, but for some reason, they don’t look so dull.

How could this be?  The darker and lighter colors are actually a different tone of color!  Some of them are slightly duller to make the the other color stand out.  I tend to make lighter tones more warmer and darker tones more cooler.
Below are a series of lazy steps of how I get the color pink it’s shade and hi-light.




Below is a collection of saved colors I have in my Firealpaca.  It really does come in handy for me.  These colors really do inspire me.

Finally, I’ll leave these color reference/tutorials/resource links here that demonstrate things better.
Some pretty neat palettes
Coloring does not have to suck
Coloured Shading Tutorial
Skintone Palettes
How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source
The Psychology of Color
Basic Color Theory
Create Color Schemes Here
A Boring Skin Tutorial
Tips on Color
Fun with Palettes
How color?
F’#@ing Gradients Hopw Do They Work
FireAlpaca -it’s free and my main program, but I do have to use Photoshop at times.
I hope that this helps you in some way!

zoestanleyarts:

I have briefly gone over how I get my lines crisp over here, and what programs I use here.  Drawing bigger is usually the best way to hid shaky lines.  If you zoomed in some of my bigger pieces you’ll see a bit of shakiness in my lines.

I once tried to make a tutorial of how I get my colors, but it became kinda hard and many other artists have already covered it way better than I ever could.  I’ll just share you a quick idea of my own process through my shitty Photoshop program Elements 6.0.


Over here I made an arrangement of some colors and only adjusted the brightness of them.  They look kinda dull.  The browner tones look the dullest.  Dull isn’t always a bad thing though.  It can really make some other colors pop!

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Below we have the same center colors from above, but for some reason, they don’t look so dull.

image

How could this be?  The darker and lighter colors are actually a different tone of color!  Some of them are slightly duller to make the the other color stand out.  I tend to make lighter tones more warmer and darker tones more cooler.

Below are a series of lazy steps of how I get the color pink it’s shade and hi-light.

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Below is a collection of saved colors I have in my Firealpaca.  It really does come in handy for me.  These colors really do inspire me.

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Finally, I’ll leave these color reference/tutorials/resource links here that demonstrate things better.

Some pretty neat palettes

Coloring does not have to suck

Coloured Shading Tutorial

Skintone Palettes

How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source

The Psychology of Color

Basic Color Theory

Create Color Schemes Here

A Boring Skin Tutorial

Tips on Color

Fun with Palettes

How color?

F’#@ing Gradients Hopw Do They Work

FireAlpaca -it’s free and my main program, but I do have to use Photoshop at times.

I hope that this helps you in some way!